The Season of the Heel: Kevin Owens and “Orange is the New Black”

Kevin Owens on Raw; Vee Parker on Orange is the New Black: Each was the villainous centerpiece of an entire season of their show’s run. Both came to save the day by injecting much-needed conflict during periods that could have easily been creative lulls for their respective shows. Vee appeared in OitNB at the beginning of the second season, at a point where the show’s ensemble cast of characters had been established, but outside of individual person-to-person drama, lacked purpose and direction as a group. Kevin Owens appeared on Raw in May, during the heart of what is often a post-Wrestlemania, pre-Summerslam build swoon for WWE. Vee and Owens are thematically similar in several key ways, and each was the perfect villain to shake things up and carry their respective narrative from point A to point C.

Both are corrupters of youth. Vee’s pre-prison drug business was built on exploiting young people who lacked means and support and forcing them to take dangerous, criminal risks. Her predatory instincts are best encapsulated in a scene where she has sex with one of her dealers, who sees her as a mother figure, just moments before sending him into a trap in which she knows he will be killed.

Kevin Owens might not be sending kids out to the street corner, but he has repeatedly made it clear that he has disdain for innocence and idealism as embodied by children. In his concurrent feuds with John Cena and Finn Balor, Owens derided each man by telling them with a smirk that his son looked up to them. This statement communicates two equally important messages: that Owens equates his son’s innocence and the values of his son’s heroes with stupidity, and, in a more sinister turn, that Owens has made it part of his mission to drive his own child to the dark side by tearing down his fundamentally decent heroes.

Many were upset to see Owens on Raw participating in the Brock-Taker pull apart and a six-man tag, saying he had been reduced to “just another guy” after his feud with Cena ended, but at least Owens wasn’t killed like Vee. It can be difficult to let go of great characters when their run is over, even evil ones, but it’s important to understand that their impact is not reduced just because they are no longer on top. Owens and Vee both had brief, spectacular runs that were extremely meaningful because they shook the entire universe in which they lived.

Part of what makes wrestling a great storytelling genre is that characters can be pushed up and down the card with relative fluidity as long as there’s an angle explaining the rises and falls. Is Kevin Owens positioned to be at the top of the Summerslam card? No. Could his budding feud with Cesaro produce great TV and help carry WWE through another traditional swoon once they get past Summerslam and into the NFL season? Yes. So don’t write Kevin Owens’ obituary yet.

Nice Things are Nice: What Bob’s Burgers Can Teach Us About WWE (Part 1)

Static characters are the enemies of storytelling. If nobody ever changes, then nothing of consequence can occur in a narrative no matter how many things “happen” in the plot. Herein lies one of the main flaws of WWE storytelling in the twenty-first century. New acts are introduced, given an initial push to establish who they are and what they stand for, and then they simply continue being that person for seemingly ever.

The first half of the two-part fourth season finale of Bob’s Burgers (“Wharf Horse”) displays exactly how a show in a genre built on well-established characters can still present dynamic, character-driven stories. The show’s principal protagonist, the titular Bob, is a long-established babyface, a decent guy who loves his wife, dotes on his kids, and does the best with what he’s given. He’s a character you can’t help but root for because he represents both the values and struggles that we as Americans project onto the working class. However, by the climactic musical number of “Wharf Horse,” (this is a post-Family Guy prime time cartoon after all) sympathetic babyface Bob has become the willing agent of chicken heel Felix Fischoeder.

How episode writer Nora Smith, responsible for many of the show’s strongest installments, gets there involves numerous tropes that will sound familiar to wrestling fans. Fanny, Felix’s new girlfriend, plays the pro wrestling manager role. She both motivates Felix to be as selfish as possible and promotes his message of greed to others. Like Heyman to Lesnar or Gary Hart to Muta, she is more fundamentally evil than her charge but needs him because on her own she lacks the power to make her corrupt vision come to life. She is even tied to arguably wrestling’s greatest manager, Bobby Heenan, when she proudly boasts that her fake eyelashes are made of weasel fur.

When first presented with Felix’s scheme to turn the moldering wharf into high-end condos, most of the characters are instantly enticed by the promise of money. However, much like Bret Hart, Bob isn’t “greedy for money; [he’s] greedy for respect.” For him, the draw is that the development would allow him to open a new restaurant where his high-concept burgers could be appreciated. To get high school English class Aristotelian, this is Bob’s hamartia. He is a likable, hard-working guy, but also irked by his lack of success and recognition. His ambition leaves him open to corruption, and before he realizes what’s going on, he has betrayed his family (as embodied by his daughter Tina’s love of the wharf’s carousel) and his fundamental values.

That is exactly what you don’t see on WWE television. Babyfaces are overprotected as “good guys” to the point where they never falter in their virtue until they make full-fledged heel turns. Even when he joined the Nexus, John Cena never did anything that contradicted his stance of “Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect.” That kind of stubborn, static, non-development of characters is what has kept WWE merely entertaining and not compelling.

Next week, in Part 2, we’ll look at the second half of Bob’s Burgers’ season 4 finale “World Wharf II: The Wharfening” in which we find our hero in peril, a spirited team of babyfaces working together, and heels getting their comeuppance.

Owens-Balor: The Title Match of the Century

The build towards Owens-Balor on July 4 in Tokyo has been so impressive because the angle itself is largely just fundamentals. The execution has been such that the journey hasn’t felt formulaic at all, however. The match is built around the most basic raison d’etre of professional wrestling: the championship title. The high-energy babyface Balor has proven he is amongst the best and wants the title as validation of his love and sacrifice. The bully heel Owens has proven he is ruthless and needs to keep the title so he can lord it over people and cover his insecurities. To sweeten the pot, the NXT Championship has been elevated to a level that nobody could’ve expected through its involvement in the Owens-Cena storyline on Monday Night Raw.

It’s really simple wrestling math: Over, worthy, popular babyface + despicable but respected heel + coveted title = money match. (And that formula doesn’t even take into account the “smart mark” anticipation of seeing two world-class workers have a match together!)

What made the build towards July 4 so unique, however, was the fact that both wrestlers were presented as highly-credible stars in completely different ways. The champion Owens was established as a legitimate top dog by feuding with John Cena on Raw, going so far as to score a pinfall win over the face of our era at Elimination Chamber. This made Kevin Owens the biggest major league cross-promotional wrestling star since at least Ken Shamrock in the early days of UFC and perhaps as far back as the territorial era. Being portrayed as a beast in both NXT and WWE proper at the same time elevated Kevin Owens from “indy star and developmental champion” to “World Champion-level star.”

On the other hand, Finn Balor’s journey toward this match has been much more about talking than wrestling, and, at times, much more about Fergal Devitt than Finn Balor. The “Finn Balor: The Demon Revealed” promotional packages that aired over the last three weeks of NXT set a new standard for character development in wrestling. They combined the best aspects of an HBO boxing promo, a handmade documentary, and an ESPN “30 for 30” piece. The videos had just enough of that WWE polish to look highly professional without feeling phony or over-produced.

What “The Demon Revealed” did more effectively than anything that’s aired on Raw since the build toward Taker-Michaels 2 at Wrestlemania XXVI, however, was make you care about the match on a personal level. Introducing Fergal Devitt as a human being not just a wrestler, having other familiar faces put him over as a decent guy, and showing clips of him chasing his dream around the world added a bonus layer on top of the classic babyface + heel + title formula. NXT fans already loved and respected Balor as an exciting athlete, but now they are rooting for him on a personal and professional level as well.

NXT may be developmental, but this is the best angle in wrestling.

Why Punk’s “Pipebomb” Matters, Even if He Doesn’t Anymore

By 2011, a decade removed from the crest of the wrestling wave, the WWE’s main event had settled into repetitive monotony. On any given Raw, Smackdown, or pay per view, fans could expect to see some combination of John Cena, Triple H, Randy Orton, Batista, and Edge.

There were several problems with this setup. All five men, while worthy main event workers, had become woefully overexposed through hundreds of hours of television time. Additionally, they were all holdovers from the Attitude and Ruthless Aggression Eras at a time when the company was pumping out new midcarders every week but seemingly no serious top acts. Fans caught on to the fact that the main event had become utterly static and starved to see a new face break into the mix. Then, finally, an opening came: Edge was forced to retire due to injury and a window opened.

June 27, 2011 was C.M. Punk’s chance to become that new guy. Granted, Punk had already been Mr. Money in the Bank twice, the leader of two different effective-until-they-weren’t midcard factions, and a multi-time champion, but he was undeniably second tier. He was an internet darling rather than a television personality, an ROH wrestler rather than a WWE Superstar, and a “skinny fat guy” rather than a chiseled powerhouse. In spite of all those marks against him in WWE’s mysterious book of “Reasons This Wrestler Can’t Be a Top Star,” somehow, the door was left open just a crack, and Punk blew it off its hinges.

Punk’s June 27 promo, known by many fans as simply “The Pipebomb,” was in no way, shape, or form a “shoot.” Anybody familiar with live television understands that directors in production trucks can crash to commercial breaks or cut mics when things get wildly pear-shaped, and since that was not done, it stands to reason that what he said was largely what he was expected to say. What was very much a shoot, however, was the jubilation with which fans heard Punk’s words. He gave voice to the faithful but disenfranchised, and in doing so took the backdoor route to being a top moneymaker.

With this shakeup came the corresponding shift in the WWE in-ring style. Consider the five main eventers listed above (Cena, Hunter, Orton, Batista, and Edge) and visualize each of them having a match – you can probably call the spots yourself. Punk’s rise, along with that of Daniel Bryan, led to a different kind match main eventing WWE shows, one influenced by the hard-hitting Japanese style and an imitative reverence for stars of the past. Had Punk not delivered his June 27, 2011 promo with such conviction and gotten over so impressively, that change may have never happened, and main events might still be wrestlers racing to get in their “Five Moves of Doom.”

Punk’s run after the “Pipebomb” wasn’t long – almost exactly two and a half years – but that promo casts a longer, more important shadow over WWE and its history than Punk himself.

Rumble Reaction: The Top Stars Entering Wrestlemania Season

With the Wrestlemania season officially underway, @DaveWritesJunk watched the entire Royal Rumble show twice and compiled a list of the top three babyfaces and heels with momentum headed into the industry’s biggest show of the year.

TOP HEELS:

Honorable Mention: The Miz

During both the Tag Title match and the Royal Rumble itself, The Miz exhibited definitively heelish behavior: selfishness, vanity, and a love of shortcuts. He’s a perfect midcard heel, which is exactly what keeps him off the official Top Three. With a clear Wrestlemania trajectory of first-hour comedy match, Miz doesn’t make the cut.

NUMBER 3: Rusev

Rusev was elevated as much as anybody in this year’s Rumble (aside from, perhaps, Number 2 below). He was made to look strong, well-conditioned, and resourceful. He nearly connived his way to stealing the Rumble, a tremendous heel move that has been lost in the fervor over the finish. After this show, there’s no question Rusev is a worthy, deserving act destined for the heart of the Wrestlemania card.

NUMBER 2: Bray Wyatt

Bray Wyatt owned the first half of the 2015 Royal Rumble. His masterful performance picking apart midcard wrestlers one-by-one was reminiscent of Steve Austin’s incredible ’97 Rumble, as were his short but pointed remarks on the microphone. Like Rusev, Wyatt asserted himself as a major player on the Wrestlemania card with his strong Rumble.

NUMBER 1: Seth Rollins

A World Heavyweight Title match is about to start. The three opponents glare intently into each other’s eyes. The bell rings… and one of them bails to the floor as the other two stare on in contempt. That’s Exhibit A as to why Seth Rollins is the most main event heel working the North American style. Wherever he winds up on the Wrestlemania card will be special, but if anybody in the WWE is going to make Sting look good, Rollins sure seems like the man for the job.

TOP BABYFACES:

NUMBER 3: John Cena

John Cena is as good a big match wrestler as anyone short of Ric Flair, and the main reason is because he’s a babyface who’s willing to spend the first half of the match bumping and selling. Cena’s character isn’t as hot in either polar sense as it has been the last five years, but he’s still a guy who will put together a thrilling match at Wrestlemania.

NUMBER 2: Daniel Bryan

Daniel Bryan once again asserted himself as the man of the people, which puts him high on this list even though he was featured much less than anybody else who made the cut. Bryan’s connection with the crowd is so special that it keeps him a top star with minimal support from the bookers. Look for a feel-good Daniel Bryan moment on the ‘Mania card, but look for it earlier than you’d hope.

NUMBER 1: Brock Lesnar

Based on the last ten days of WWE programming, Brock Lesnar has made the inevitable switch from punishing heel to kickass babyface. His sell of Rollins’ elbow through the table showed that Lesnar has what it takes to make the fans concerned when he is in jeopardy, and his win proved that he can execute an exciting comeback that people can get behind. WWE was successful tonight in transforming Lesnar into a versatile, over babyface who opens up a large number of possibilities for Wrestlemania.